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teacherfeature:

The ‘keep calm’ phrase has definitely been overexposed, but I couldn’t help myself.
Create your own at http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

teacherfeature:

The ‘keep calm’ phrase has definitely been overexposed, but I couldn’t help myself.

Create your own at http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. this farmville obsession has gone two far. you’ve been on there for 48 hours straight. i want to check my email.

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. this farmville obsession has gone two far. you’ve been on there for 48 hours straight. i want to check my email.

All About Ami: Amigurumi Teddy Ornaments

allaboutami:

This was our first year setting up our Christmas tree in our new house. We bought our tree last year at Walmart after Christmas when all the prices were heavily reduced, so we had to wait almost one whole year before we could set it up! As we assembled our tree and placed the lights and ornaments…

(Source: allaboutami)

thatswhatthatmeans:

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Synonym (noun) - A word used in place of the one you can’t spell.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Synonym (noun) - A word used in place of the one you can’t spell.

sesamestreet:

Cookie Monster’s been on Saturday Night Live.  TONIGHT, he’ll be judging TOP CHEF (!) with his friends Elmo and Telly. 

What should Cookie Monster do next?

sesamestreet:

Cookie Monster’s been on Saturday Night Live.  TONIGHT, he’ll be judging TOP CHEF (!) with his friends Elmo and Telly. 

What should Cookie Monster do next?

workaholics:

Music is a big part of making Workaholics, and from time to time the guys like to kick back with a song to celebrate a joke well done.

When a particularly well told laugher, slam, one-liner or pun is delivered, Paul Simon’s “Call Me Al” is one of the songs most often cued up to play as the writers exchange hearty handshakes, hugs, and congratulations. It’s a heartwarming few minutes.

Doubt it’s power? Invite some friends over, sit in a room for a few hours discussing ideas, and then play this song after an A+ of an offering. If you’re not out of your seat with a smile on your face, you clearly are suffering a deep depression from which there is no return. Or you need to fire the friends you brought over first, for some new, fresher-voiced friends. We’re sorry for your situation and wish you the best as you struggle to right the ship in either instance.

In researching this post, I learned Paul Simon decided to stick with the music thing after this song was released (from the album Graceland), and has had some mild success.

The other guy in the video is apparently still performing, too. I bet his name is Al, hence the inclusion. We here at Workaholics want to wish them the best in their struggles to make it in this crazy world. Maybe one day we’ll make a song that they play to celebrate their good deeds.

If so, you can call us Workaholics.

WomenSpeak: OUTRAGED! Rape of a Child is NOT Entertainment!

womenspeak:

On 25th October, 2011, the local television program “Crime Watch” which airs on TV6 at 6pm in Trinidad and Tobago, aired video footage of a 13 year old girl being beaten and raped. The host of Crime Watch, also had the child’s mother on set and asked her questions about how she felt on hearing…

animalstalkinginallcaps:

This is the last video, barring some sort of crazy emergency, that I will bother you with all year (that year being 2012, which just started). I just wanted to say happy half-anniversary to us, because we’re pretty great together.

… of course it’s a rambling, idiotic, 6 minute ‘happy half-anniversary’ full of cussing, but that’s because I’ve had a bottle of wine and I never learned to control my potty mouth.

To everyone I’ve spoken with via this fine internet outlet, and to the people who submitted the majority of these fine photos, and also to those of you whose comments on these things make me choke on my coffee with laughter daily … thank you. You’re pretty damned wonderful. I wish I could kiss you all in your respective bathing suit areas.*

To my haaaaaterrrzzzz … lighten up, people. Go outside. Have a Coca Cola.

Happy New Year and stuff. I hope it’s treating you all as well as it’s treating me.

You look good as hell today. Go show everyone how good you look.



*unless you’re like … 16, in which case I never said that and I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone I did, especially the police.

teacherfeature:

The ‘keep calm’ phrase has definitely been overexposed, but I couldn’t help myself.
Create your own at http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

teacherfeature:

The ‘keep calm’ phrase has definitely been overexposed, but I couldn’t help myself.

Create your own at http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. this farmville obsession has gone two far. you’ve been on there for 48 hours straight. i want to check my email.

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. this farmville obsession has gone two far. you’ve been on there for 48 hours straight. i want to check my email.

All About Ami: Amigurumi Teddy Ornaments

allaboutami:

This was our first year setting up our Christmas tree in our new house. We bought our tree last year at Walmart after Christmas when all the prices were heavily reduced, so we had to wait almost one whole year before we could set it up! As we assembled our tree and placed the lights and ornaments…

(Source: allaboutami)

thatswhatthatmeans:

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Synonym (noun) - A word used in place of the one you can’t spell.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Synonym (noun) - A word used in place of the one you can’t spell.

sesamestreet:

Cookie Monster’s been on Saturday Night Live.  TONIGHT, he’ll be judging TOP CHEF (!) with his friends Elmo and Telly. 

What should Cookie Monster do next?

sesamestreet:

Cookie Monster’s been on Saturday Night Live.  TONIGHT, he’ll be judging TOP CHEF (!) with his friends Elmo and Telly. 

What should Cookie Monster do next?

workaholics:

Music is a big part of making Workaholics, and from time to time the guys like to kick back with a song to celebrate a joke well done.

When a particularly well told laugher, slam, one-liner or pun is delivered, Paul Simon’s “Call Me Al” is one of the songs most often cued up to play as the writers exchange hearty handshakes, hugs, and congratulations. It’s a heartwarming few minutes.

Doubt it’s power? Invite some friends over, sit in a room for a few hours discussing ideas, and then play this song after an A+ of an offering. If you’re not out of your seat with a smile on your face, you clearly are suffering a deep depression from which there is no return. Or you need to fire the friends you brought over first, for some new, fresher-voiced friends. We’re sorry for your situation and wish you the best as you struggle to right the ship in either instance.

In researching this post, I learned Paul Simon decided to stick with the music thing after this song was released (from the album Graceland), and has had some mild success.

The other guy in the video is apparently still performing, too. I bet his name is Al, hence the inclusion. We here at Workaholics want to wish them the best in their struggles to make it in this crazy world. Maybe one day we’ll make a song that they play to celebrate their good deeds.

If so, you can call us Workaholics.

WomenSpeak: OUTRAGED! Rape of a Child is NOT Entertainment!

womenspeak:

On 25th October, 2011, the local television program “Crime Watch” which airs on TV6 at 6pm in Trinidad and Tobago, aired video footage of a 13 year old girl being beaten and raped. The host of Crime Watch, also had the child’s mother on set and asked her questions about how she felt on hearing…

animalstalkinginallcaps:

This is the last video, barring some sort of crazy emergency, that I will bother you with all year (that year being 2012, which just started). I just wanted to say happy half-anniversary to us, because we’re pretty great together.

… of course it’s a rambling, idiotic, 6 minute ‘happy half-anniversary’ full of cussing, but that’s because I’ve had a bottle of wine and I never learned to control my potty mouth.

To everyone I’ve spoken with via this fine internet outlet, and to the people who submitted the majority of these fine photos, and also to those of you whose comments on these things make me choke on my coffee with laughter daily … thank you. You’re pretty damned wonderful. I wish I could kiss you all in your respective bathing suit areas.*

To my haaaaaterrrzzzz … lighten up, people. Go outside. Have a Coca Cola.

Happy New Year and stuff. I hope it’s treating you all as well as it’s treating me.

You look good as hell today. Go show everyone how good you look.



*unless you’re like … 16, in which case I never said that and I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone I did, especially the police.

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